Gorgie Gossip

Right, that’s it. The final straw. I gotta hand it to you. Mr Romanov, you clearly manned your boat by these fair isles with one intention and one intention only: to get your very own regular post at theoffside.com, complete with alliterative title. Well, I give in. Here, in lights, is your very own Gorgie Gossip.

But let’s just get one thing straight before we continue - it doesn’t make you Clint Eastwood.

You knew it would only take one more act of pure bamminess. So you gave us two in the one day. First, you go and suspend your long-serving captain for four weeks, for no apparent reason. It was very clever of you. We thought things were going to calm down now Valdas was back in town. But you didn’t want us thinking he was in charge or anything, did you?

Secondly, for all the power you clearly have, to label you a scaredy-cat would do a disservice to all scaredy-cats of the world. Who else would cancel Christmas in the fear that the speeches wouldn’t be in Lithuanian?

Once again, any takers out there for the inevitable Jambos blog?

Category: Scottish Premier League

Tags: Hearts, Scotland Premier League, SPL, Steven Pressley, Valdas Ivanauskas, Vladimir Romanov

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