He’s on loan, so he won’t be deer

Red Nose Day is still a couple of months away, but Falkirk are warming up nicely with the signing from Man City of Kaspar Schmeichel, son of none other than that legendary slice of Danish bacon, Peter. He’s gonna be showing off his old man’s dance moves until the end of the season. Of course, he was a stalwart in the ’90s for City rivals Manyoo, who don’t tend to get on too well either with…

…Liverpool, the side who have, so far, been in pole position for Accies wunderkind James McCarthy. Now the Old Firm, it seems, are in the act, though given that he’s just the latest Scot to decide he’s Irish after all, you wonder if Rangers might just be barking up the wrong tree. Still, there are a few Scots out there who like to turn out for the national team, no less than…

…Gary Teale, newly of Derby County. Like new colleague Stephen Pearson, he’s chosen to sacrifice the promise of top-flight football for the guarantee of a game. Still, the Rams are in a nice position right now so don’t be surprised to see him back in the Premiership next season.

Category: Scottish Premier League